she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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