i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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