I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
my sisters under your porch take her home
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
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