So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
