just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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