I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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