Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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