Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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