the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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