Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
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What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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