Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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