I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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