let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
