how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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