I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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