Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Randomize
