i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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