after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
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