All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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