wake up i wanna do it froggy style
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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