I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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