I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
