I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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