Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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