it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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