Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Terrible idea I love it
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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