So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
P.S. I can't hear my feet
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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