But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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