my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
lets start a swedish sibling band together
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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