I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
it was like his penis was on wheels.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Randomize
