Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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