did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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