well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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