You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Randomize
