How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
Randomize
