How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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