It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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