If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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