Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
