Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
