She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
No I am not eating basil off your cock
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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