Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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