Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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