4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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