let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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