Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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