I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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