No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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