break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Randomize
