I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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