Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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