After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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